INTERVIEW WITH THE GOSSIP-MONGERS

I was in the queue waiting to buy my lunch at the small cafe on the ground floor of my building when I was cornered into an interview session with the zealously friendly sellers.

Male seller: "Dah lama tak nampak, gi mana?"
Me: "Ambik cuti lah. Leave one week."
Female Seller: "Cuti kahwin eh?"
Me: "Tak ah, pegi holiday"
M S: "Eh that day I nampak u naik kereta tu, tu bukan your husband?"
Me: "Bukan"
F S to M S: "KAN AKU DA KATA BELUM KAHWIN LAH"
Me: "???!!!@@##$$"
M S: "Ooohh... pas tu yang tu sape? Tunang eh" (glances at my ring..)
Me: barely visibly nodded
F S: "Nanti nak makan nasi minyak jangan lupa jemput kita tau....."

What got me mirffed was that they had actually discussed about me!!!!!! Uuurrgghh!!! Must tell THE DON to park his car further up the road when he fetches me and not in front of that KAYPOH shop.