And the OSCAR goes to .......

Nope I wun b talking about the nominations and who I think will win. Instead I'm gonna blog about the OSCAR GOODY BAG !!!!!

The goody bag is this huge humongous enormous gargantuan bag each presenter and nominee will receive during the awards show. It is usually worth about US $20,000.00 !!!, contains everything from the latest mobile phones, to leather goods to electronic goods, to fine jewellery to watever else u can think of !!! And we're only talking about the official bag here. This doesn't include the huge myriad of other things that sponsors give to celebrities direct!!!

Take a look at wat what these "Stars" received at the 2003 Academy Awards-->
Estee Lauder Oscar Spa package (a custom-made Goyard travel case stuffed with Manolo Blahnik sandals, Hermes beach towel, La Grande Dame Veuve Clicquot champagne, gift certificate for spa services, Estee Lauder cosmetics): $15,000

Sports Club membership: $4,000

Valerie Beverly Hills silver vanity makeup kit: $3,000

Morton's Steakhouse gift certificate: $1,500

Rosewood's Badrutt's Palace Hotel gift certificate: $1,500

Revlon Red Carpet Bag (filled with Revlon cosmetics): $1,000

Fendi stainless steel wristwatch: $995

Chesterfield leather accent table, from Thomasville's Bogart Collection: $546

Timmy Woods of Beverly Hills evening bag: $500

Stuart Weitzman shoes (presented separately): $500

Beamer Phone Video Station: $499

Gaiam sheets: $475

Nicole Miller cashmere halter top: $350

Waterford crystal vase with Givere chocolate truffles: $350

Kata Eyewear sunglasses: $350

Oliveri Fashion custom shirt: $300

Motorola Oscar phones (for acting and directing nominees; presented separately): $200

Bloomsbury crystal-covered compact: $275

Omas 360 Rolling Ball blue resin pen: $250

Sjal's holistic skin-care products: $230

Kiehl's Academy Collection of skin-care products: $200

World According to Jess handbag: $190

Enjoy perfume by Jean Patou: $85

Amy Reiley's Pocket Vineyard and Pocket Gourmet software: $50

Ion roller ball pen: $35

Danier leather flask: $28

Grand total: $31,908


And this year on Feb 29th while we watch the television, rooting for our favourite stars and "feeling" their sorrow at defeat, they will be lugging home $100,000 gift bags (regardless win or lose...)containing

-->$4,000 getaway to the Auberge du Soleil resort

-->$6,000 state-of-the-art Samsung high definition TV set with a one-year Voom programming subscription

-->two-night penthouse package at Caesar's Palace, which includes four tickets to see Celine Dion perform

-->$9,000 in spending money at the hotel

-->$1,500 Morton Steakhouse gift certificate

-->And many many more yet to be disclosed items !!!!!!!

OH !! WHAT INJUSTICE!!!! I wannnna be a STAR TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!