Falling in the tunnel of SHAME in the name of FAME

Had a hilarious time watching American Idol 3. The things they would do to get on the show !!! And most really really CANNOT sing... Makes u wunder why they bothered auditioning in the first place. There was this guy "William Hung" (Korean born American)who is the absolute most NERDY guy I have ever seen (Civil Engin student, whaddya xpect?) He tried a rendition of Ricky Martin's "She Bans" (thats how he pronounced it) and tried to dance but he looked n sounded like he was screaming trying to get some ants outta his pants ... HAHAHahhahaa HHAAHahaha

Then there was this lady who couldn't sing for dear life, dressed like she was "more suitable as a cabaret singer" - Simon Crowell. She just insisted and insisted on a 2nd tryout and had to be escorted out of the building by security (and SHE SANG ALL THE WAY OUT !!!! in that nasal voice of hers)
There was yet another guy who danced like he was being electrocuted and couldn't sing if his life depended on it and yet he insisted that his singing skills were good. After a minor verbal spar, Simon challenged him to find 5 people down on the Hawaii beach who thinks he can sing. And he actually DID. 5 ppl came into the audiition room vouching for him (They must be DEAF !!) Kinda backfired on Simon, I think. Lucky he did not promise this cuckoo guy a spot in the 2nd round !!!!!!

I missed laz nite's show where apparently a contestant was so furious at Simon's heartless remarks that she attempted to throw the glass of water on Simon's face. Can't really say he didn't deserve it though....Too bad I missed that one....anyone caught the show on Wed????